Last couple of years have been super exciting for us. We have seen leaders rising to power and sinking to corruption. We have been witness to ignorance, indifference and inefficiency to the core. At times I have felt why don't we have a grand award ceremony (knowing how our Chief Minister is attracted to events and parties) to felicitate the indomitable courage and spirit of the great Indian Chamchas of our age.
I clearly don't know whether my CM will allow me to organize an event like this (knowing my interest and her whims) but then, who stops me to set forth my nominations?! I am the selector, I am the jury and I am the the sponsor! And here's my list:
THE GREAT INDIAN SLAVERY (or Chamcha) AWARD:
1. Slavery to the Best Scam in Transport Industry: GVK (conglomerate)
2. Slavery to Unaccounted Public Cheating: Our very own Sudipta (In)Sen
3. Slavery to Dynastic Politics and controvercial land holdings: Robert Vadra
4. Slavery to confusion and indecision: Arvind Kejriwal
5. Slavery to political mashups and hunger for power: Kunal Ghosh
6. Slavery to silence: Manmohan Singh
7. Slavery to corruption: Suresh Kalmadi
8. Slavery to Political Contacts and Economic Affluence: Maharashtra Police Department for letting Sanju Baba tamper the judiciary.
9. Slavery to infidelity: Saashi Tharoor
10. Slavery to ignorance, indifference and who-gives-a-damn-I-am-fine approach: 1.21 Billion Indians
I clearly don't know whether my CM will allow me to organize an event like this (knowing my interest and her whims) but then, who stops me to set forth my nominations?! I am the selector, I am the jury and I am the the sponsor! And here's my list:
THE GREAT INDIAN SLAVERY (or Chamcha) AWARD:
1. Slavery to the Best Scam in Transport Industry: GVK (conglomerate)2. Slavery to Unaccounted Public Cheating: Our very own Sudipta (In)Sen
3. Slavery to Dynastic Politics and controvercial land holdings: Robert Vadra
4. Slavery to confusion and indecision: Arvind Kejriwal
5. Slavery to political mashups and hunger for power: Kunal Ghosh
6. Slavery to silence: Manmohan Singh
7. Slavery to corruption: Suresh Kalmadi
8. Slavery to Political Contacts and Economic Affluence: Maharashtra Police Department for letting Sanju Baba tamper the judiciary.
9. Slavery to infidelity: Saashi Tharoor
10. Slavery to ignorance, indifference and who-gives-a-damn-I-am-fine approach: 1.21 Billion Indians
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