Monday, January 12, 2015

I am a Hindu and I am Proud! I am an enslaved religious moron!


"Don't you stay in a Hindu Rashtra?
Are you not scared of the Geeta? (ah, the book, not your neighbour)
Haven't you read that India is a pseudo-secular country?
Don't you respect Mudi-ji?
Above all, are you not a Hindu Bhakt??

If Yes: You are poisoned (read mindfuked) from your soul. You need a cleansing ASAP.
If Not: Jesus friggin Christ! You must die!!!!"

I live in an amazing country amidst amazing fellow countrymen.
Referring to the image below, this gentleman used to be my classmate in JU. Presently he has taken up something (related to History) from JNU, New Delhi. I am shocked with awe that while the entire world is progressing with a lightening speed, we have educated (!) morons retrogressing even faster.


10 Reasons why you should not watch PK:

1. A group of people are asking you to be little more rational and logical.
2. PK has its sarcastic take on the religious fanatism our country suffers from.
3. PK asks you to question with eyes and ears opened. It asks you to challenge the fake turds.
4. PK has never endorsed any religion through the movie. So what? The religious leaders did!
5. PK has Amir Khan in it. He is a Mulsim. Muslims never make sense. (Stop watching Satyameva Jayate too)
6.PK speaks against the fake babas and sadhus. We should save our holy asses from getting burnt.
7. As a resident of a Hindu Rashtra, you should hate every other religion. It is written in the Geeta (its not?)
8. PK promotes science and reasoning! (Now fuck that shit)
9. Because you are an illiterate moron and you have no thinking of your own.
10. Most importantly, you should always deprive yourself from good movies.









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