Are you the Bengal Tiger and worried about the state tourism?
Did you just win a local cricket tournament and expecting a state level felicitation?
Do you want to save some money by evading your house taxes?
Are you corrupted enough to run the transport and/or sports ministry?
Are you into media? You want to open up a television channel or news paper agency?
Are you totally incompetent and as boring as June Maliyah?
Don't worry. Your problem will be solved in no time.
We have our Didi on Call service.
Feel free to dial 420-024-420 (Regular call charges applicable. How would the state generate revenue otherwise?). Our Didi is the strongest didi. She has come up with an innovative plan of taking customer service to the next level altogether. Didi had launched this Didi on Call service on the auspicious day of Swami Vivekananda's birth anniversary where Academy Award Winning Actor Deepak Adhikary (who?!) decked up as Saint Vivs (eh, Swami Vivekananda) inaugurated our service line. Our specialized service line include:
- Gang Rapes and murder by party cadres (headed by our esteemed MP Paposh Taal)
- Misappropriation of Public Fund and B2C Cheating Services (headed by Modern Metro)
- Meaningless public functions and events (under the special supervision of Didi herself)
- Kolkata International Film Festival without Bengal Actors and Veterans
- Thousands of private television channel (read propaganda mediums) (lead by Ku-Mal Ghosh)
- Students movement and intellectual gatherings (headed by our student leader Nunku Dev Panda
- Innumerable political gathering and state holidays
- Weekly classes on abuses and slangs (under the strict supervision of our leader supremo)
Guest Faculty:
1. Shahrukh Khan
2. Shahrukh Khan
3. Shahrukh Khan
4. Shahrukh Khan
5. Shahrukh Khan
6. Shahrukh Khan
7. Shahrukh Khan
8. Shahrukh Khan
NB: At the end of the course you will be entitled to a Doctorate Degree from a Fake American University.
I have preferred using a Shahrukh Khan cartoon because I know he will not jail/kill me for this because he still manages to have a good sense of humor. I don't want to end up in the same jail with Modern Metro using a funny Didi meme.
Do you want to save some money by evading your house taxes?
Are you corrupted enough to run the transport and/or sports ministry?
Are you into media? You want to open up a television channel or news paper agency?
Are you totally incompetent and as boring as June Maliyah?
Don't worry. Your problem will be solved in no time.
We have our Didi on Call service.
Feel free to dial 420-024-420 (Regular call charges applicable. How would the state generate revenue otherwise?). Our Didi is the strongest didi. She has come up with an innovative plan of taking customer service to the next level altogether. Didi had launched this Didi on Call service on the auspicious day of Swami Vivekananda's birth anniversary where Academy Award Winning Actor Deepak Adhikary (who?!) decked up as Saint Vivs (eh, Swami Vivekananda) inaugurated our service line. Our specialized service line include:
- Gang Rapes and murder by party cadres (headed by our esteemed MP Paposh Taal)
- Misappropriation of Public Fund and B2C Cheating Services (headed by Modern Metro)
- Meaningless public functions and events (under the special supervision of Didi herself)
- Kolkata International Film Festival without Bengal Actors and Veterans
- Thousands of private television channel (read propaganda mediums) (lead by Ku-Mal Ghosh)
- Students movement and intellectual gatherings (headed by our student leader Nunku Dev Panda
- Innumerable political gathering and state holidays
- Weekly classes on abuses and slangs (under the strict supervision of our leader supremo)
Guest Faculty:1. Shahrukh Khan
2. Shahrukh Khan
3. Shahrukh Khan
4. Shahrukh Khan
5. Shahrukh Khan
6. Shahrukh Khan
7. Shahrukh Khan
8. Shahrukh Khan
NB: At the end of the course you will be entitled to a Doctorate Degree from a Fake American University.
I have preferred using a Shahrukh Khan cartoon because I know he will not jail/kill me for this because he still manages to have a good sense of humor. I don't want to end up in the same jail with Modern Metro using a funny Didi meme.
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